Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: My chinchilla fucking hates me and well bite me unless I gave him raisins.
shaky, if this gets 500k notes will you marry me?
I will get you that marriage if it’s the last thing I do friend
I shall be on my way to that wedding once I see those notes
dog cloud over Manhattan
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
This guy had to have been more popular than the actual characters for the event.
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
"Family Luke, you promised"
cherry in top of the cake, diet coke, Dionysus, you little bastard
never skip leg day
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
Regina means queen.
Zelena means green.
At this point I can’t tell if the writers are trying to be clever, or if they’re just entering words into Google Translate and changing languages until they find something resembling a name.
Edit: How could I forget about Cora meaning heart?
Ladies and gentlemen, Heart, the Queen of Hearts and her daughters, Queen Queen and green Green.