THIS. 100 times, this.
Dude, this is so well said.
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
my kind of box of chocolates
in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Guess what highschool I go to
WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
goodbye my love
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!
Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.
Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep
To busy dreaming about my otps
Lately I’ve been, i’ve been praying hard
Said no more boring homework,
We’ll be shipping hard
We’ll be Shipping Stars
I lead this life
It’s my prime.
Scrolling down Tumblr all the time.